Humor

Real Estate Humor

You might be a Realty Geek (realtgk):

If you get into an accident while staring at a FSBO sign…
When people don’t know if you are talking about a love interest or a piece of property…
When you carry a printer and forms in your car just in case…
When you think you might be cheating on your house by surfing the MLS…
When you wonder if dating services should carry as much data as an MLS…
When you feel a little dirty about wanting to see the inside of buildings…
If you think that a property should have “Hot” or “Not” buttons
If you have ever felt bad about a poorly maintained property…
If you worry for floors in homes of pet owners.
If you think there should be a show for homes
“Biggest Losers”… or how about home makeover for overweight houses.
If you were sad when Holmes on Homes series ended..
If you’re addicted to HGTV and Better Homes sites…
If you think a cool TV drama would be “The Landlord”…
If you nicknamed your nail gun: “Whammer”, “Slammer”, “Big Bertha”, or “The Ex”
If you hope for a construction based theme park; where you can drive the equipment
If people don’t understand why you have a favorite hammer and it has a name
If you have pet names for listings: “Betty Blue”, “The Beast”, “Mom’s Favorite”…
If you can’t understand why everyone doesn’t carry a flashlight, tape measure, a pen, and a notepad.
If you think it’s normal to have your face on everything you own..
If your home inspection kit includes a hazmat suit.
If you think everyone should have RS Means and Marshall Swift
If you think power tools should come USB or Bluetooth enabled
If you find yourself spending more time with the building engineer staff than the owner or manager
If you think that it would be cool if your house would tweet you when it has problems
If you think that there should be a facebook for houses, where everyone can “like” their favorites